25 Things You Need to Stop Doing

collegehumor:

#5: Citing the day-to-day weather as evidence for or against global warming

You know that global warming does not mean that the weather is always warmer, right? Because the sheer number of summertime “See? Global warming” exclamations, and wintertime “Global warming? Yeah right” retorts would seem to prove otherwise. Unless you’re just saying stuff like that in a desperate attempt to make weather-related smalltalk with strangers in the elevator. That’s even worse.

woahhh i agreed with this list until I got to dippin’ dots and “that’s what she said” jokes. don’t take those away from me.

(Source: College Humor)